EXCLUSIVE PORTABLE SPEAKER

100% COTTON. THE BEST COTTON. REALLY, THE GREATEST.

Wash inside out with cold water and with similar colors
using a gentle cycle. Hang-up to dry or tumble dry low.
Do not bleach or dry clean. Do not smoke bad weed!

THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVETM PRODUCT.

WEARING THIS WILL (probably) MAKE YOU
RECEIVE EXTRA ATTENTION AND COMPLIMENTS
FROM YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, SIGNIFICANT
OTHER, AND EVEN YOUR DOG.
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO RECEIVE EXTRA
ATTENTION AND COMPLIMENTS, WE
RECOMMEND YOU DO NOT WEAR THIS
PRODUCT IN PUBLIC.
PEOPLE THAT WEAR EXCLUSIVETM HAVE BEEN
KNOWN TO BECOME INSTANTLY FAMOUS.

PROCEED WITH CAUTION!